If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
