haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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