He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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