Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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