Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
