Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
