you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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