she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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