Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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