I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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