I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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