In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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