I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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