Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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