As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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