Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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