I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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