Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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