I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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