Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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