I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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