i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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