Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
