I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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