I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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