the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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