BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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