Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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