i think my tv is drunk
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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