i just google imaged poop.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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