I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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