so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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