we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
