office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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