Sponge bath it is.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
either way he was missing a nipple.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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