FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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