big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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