do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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