mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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