she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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