I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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