yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
why is half of my head shaved?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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