Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
