so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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