i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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