Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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