Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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