you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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