when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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