Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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