He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
