If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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