so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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