She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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