he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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