Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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