it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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